this is a great idea… except if you live with your family or roommates, or people who you share a freezer with…

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“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh   (via e-s-p-r-i-t)

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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obliviator:

 vertical blog 

assume:

deair:

so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

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ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.
ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.
ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.
ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.
ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.
ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.
ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.
ohsofili:

I’m here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.